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Monday, 1 July 2019

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I'm here in a donut and bagel store. Sipping coffee and eating a donuts. These simple things in life I normally can't enjoy without heaps of people crowding me. Its around 2am. Everyone's probably asleep except for joker, judging by the look he always has on his face he doesn't sleep a lot.

Being bat-man is tiring. I stay up nearly all night searching for bad guys. I sleep during the day but Alfred's against that. I'm bored, I might mop around on a really really high roof top. Yeah i'm going to do that. 10 minutes later.

Wow i'm on a roof top, life sucks, coffee's disgusting but I drink it. Look the door burst open. " Hello but-man hahahahhaha what are you doing here". Mopping around like a teenager that got its phone token of them.

What do you even want joker." Well mainly sleep but I can't until I defeat you". Well this isn't a Pg so piss off. "Why so mean bat-man". I will show you mean if you don't piss off. " I'll leave you then bat-man". Oh yeah joker. " yes?". If you leave a bomb I will shove it up your but.

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